Case no. 6★-1115 · Vice City PD

Wanted Lucia

$WANTED

Contract address

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Booked.
Not bothered.

Vice City PD finally caught her. She smiled for both photos. Six stars on the board, zero regrets on her face.

Lucia's booking photo, front view against the height chart, smug half-smile and gold hoops — **LUCIA**$WANTED11 · 15 · 26 FRONT

LUCIA$WANTED11 · 15 · 26 SIDE

VICE CITY POLICE DEPT.FORM 6-STAR

Rap sheet

01Excessive hotness on a public roadway
02Resisting a rest
03Pumping a chart without a permit
04Making Officer Ramirez work overtime
05Smirking during processing
06Six stars. Wants a seventh.

Bail set at: one (1) bag of $WANTED

Exhibit A — the arrest

Officer Ramirez, stern frown, navy uniform and badge — Arresting officer · Sgt. Ramirez

Statement on record

“You have the right to remain bullish.”

Anything you buy can and will be held. She has not stopped smiling since the cuffs went on, and neither has the chart.

Lucia laughing at the wheel of a pink convertible, fishtailing across a rainy causeway with two police cruisers and a helicopter searchlight behind her

All units, all units

The
pursuit.

Suspect last seen heading east on the causeway, hair down, chart up. Helicopter has visual. Do not attempt to sell.

Turn yourself in.

Evidence 01

Get Phantom

Install the Phantom wallet (or any Solana wallet) and save your seed phrase somewhere safe.

Evidence 02

Load SOL

Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. That's your bail money.

Evidence 03

Go to pump.fun

Hit the Buy button or paste the contract address on pump.fun.

Evidence 04

Swap for $WANTED

Pick an amount, confirm, and you're officially an accomplice.

Lucia winking over her shoulder as she walks free down the sunrise boardwalk, an open cuff dangling from her wrist, while Officer Ramirez glares beside her cruiser

Six stars.
Zero regrets.